Yes - it PISSES ME OFF when your dumb ass parks your car in the fuckin' fire lane. What pisses me off even more is you think you deserve it you piece of SHIT. You ask me what am I going to do about it? Do you REALLY want me to KICK YOUR ASS in the Subway because you're that fucking ignorant? At least I have the balls to ask you if you plan on leaving that little piece of shit MAZDA HATCHBACK parked in front of the goddamned door. The rest of the pussies in here are afraid of you because you're big and black and they're still scared of you.
I'm not afraid of you because of your ignorant coonery - your belief that whitey owes you something and that you're gonna take it. Your life will be miserable enough without me breaking your fucking ribs and spending the next 6 months in jail ... again ... for assault with the intent to do bodily harm. See this big long key sticking out of my palm between my first and second fingers? That mother fucker is going in your face, your neck and your goddamned eyes if you get too close shitlips.
So go ahead, Leroy, park in the goddamned firelane fucker. I'm the whitey with a record and I might just do something about it. Chances are I won't because I've been out of prison for 10 years come August 10th 2008 and I really don't want to go back over your ignorant coonery.
The Coonery Must Stop by MrsNotYourMomma (I love her)
Now, I don't think for one second that just because your skin is black you put up with this kind of bullshit. I know, my very best friend is one of the finest men I have ever known and he is a shining example to me of how an intelligent gentlemen should act. He is 7 years older than me and carries himself like royalty. He is mild mannered and humble and very wise. He is my ONLY mentor and he doesn't even know it. He also happens to be very black.
He is a former Washington insider who worked inside the beltway for 15 years and personally acquainted with Barrack Obama. One of his best friends is John Lewis. My friend, however, parts ways with his democratic co-partners and vows to make sure Barrack Obama, "the fraudulent little child" as he calls him, never steps foot in the Whitehouse.
Why? Because of his coonery and power-lust and that of his wife who is even more of a coon. Frankly I don't know the people but I do know Obama demonstrated a little coonery when he suggested that his wife is "off limits" to the press.
What the FUCK YOU! Hahahahaha! Oh now I'm laughin' mother fucker! Off limits my little round ass hole. Listen - the press is going to be farther up in her than you ever DREAMED about being Barbar! They are going to learn shit about her you never knew! Did she ever go down on a white boy under the bleachers? Has she ever danced on a pole just for fun? Maybe she and one of her sorority sisters just "tried it" a little one night while no others were around - you know all that soft girl on girl flesh.
Oh, she's off limits alright you poor, dumb fuck. Off limits - why, because she's ENTITLED to be off limits?
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS AREN'T ENTITLED TO SHIT! EARN IT GODDAMNIT! You want to try and take it? You'll find out real quick how many of us fuckers there are! In fact, if you want to make it about race, there are 241,000,000 whiteys in the US and only 37,000,000 black. Now what fucker?
So is Obama, who is only partly "black" going to EARN what he gets or is he just going to park in the fucking firelane and dare whitey to kick his ass?
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